August 2, 2009
This week one of our town watch repairmen decided he was going to paint his shop. Doing what any normal person would do he mixed the paint with benzene and finished the job as he liked.
Not doing what any normal person would do, he decided to dump the remaining benzene he didn’t need down the toilet.
Unfortunately, he later proceeded to smoke a cigarette while using the toilet…forgetting the hole was full of flammable gasoline.
“You could even hear the explosion from my house!” one of my host brother’s friends said. “I live over 200 meters away!”
The poor man suffered from some severe burns but is apparently doing alright.
“Those poor doctors,” my host brother laughed. “Can you imagine how covered in crap he must’ve been when he got to the hospital?”
Word to the wise: Smoking and gasoline don’t mix.
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