Thursday, January 29, 2009

My Toilet is Cooler Than Your Toilet

January 28, 2009

It takes less than four hours to have a new toilet.

I know this because we now have a new toilet.

It’s actually a very simple process…fill in one hole, dig another, pop that outhouse on top of the new hole and ba-BAM! New toilet paradise.

Naturally my pampered mind immediately thought of those shiny porcelain things we have in America when my host mother told me we had a new toilet.

But I came back to reality real quick. It’s a beautiful thing- hardly any smell, less flies, and better yet- no spashback worries!

If that isn’t good news, I don’t know what is.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

If somebody in America wanted to simply ship a DVD player to your location, what are the chances it would actually make it through customs? I'm guessing not much chance.

On the other hand, somebody could ship two DVD players with one of them clearly marked "this one is for the custom's official who is searching this shipment" and the other one marked "so please let this other one through customs".

More likely, however, is that both would end up on the black market the next day, eh?

Unknown said...

I used to call that splashback my good morning kiss. :)

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